Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
