you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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