It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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