It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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