he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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