The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
tell me about the fingering
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