I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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