yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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