Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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