Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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