the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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