Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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