We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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