i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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