Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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