So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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