It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He literally asked permission to hit on me
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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