we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She's not a foreskin expert like you
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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