She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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