If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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