I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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