I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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