Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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