i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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