took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
My penis needs a shock collar
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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