So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
