Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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