I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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