I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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