Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
