i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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