Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
no you cant smoke seaweed
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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