Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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