I CAN MOONWALK!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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