Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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