Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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