Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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