Quick, to the slutcave!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm always down for nudity.
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