This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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