Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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