Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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