he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I smell like Dick and happiness
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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