Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
