walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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