best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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