redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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