dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
