Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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