So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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