It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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